me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace
me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building
Me, drinking hot chocolate: Mmmm chocolate
My kink: not having to set alarm for the next morning
You’re going to receive GOOD NEWS this week.
I CLAIM THAT SHIT
professor: you are failing this course
the rat living in my shoulder bag who i spent time training instead of doing the course work: *pops head out and plays sad wah wah wah wah noise on trombone*
intsoc
Go figure, leftists are only good for playing with rodents 😂 Simple minds, simple pleasures I guess. All we have to do to distract them is jangle a set of keys or throw something shiny
garashirs
ratatouille went so hard and it didn’t even have to
garashirs
this
is a kid’s movie about a rat who wants to be a chef and i feel like
i’ve just been flayed bald
repomantis
Never forget this iconic speech
thedailystyles
07/07/18 (via inlouwithyou)
